After nearly two hours of the VMAs — aka the longest preshow ever— Beyoncé finally took the stage.
And the internet LIT-ER-ALLY exploded.
Because the world could not handle all that was happening before it.
People were having respiratory problems.
Basically, the medley of Beyoncé-ography was too much for folks to handle. Prayers were said.
When every song transitioned:
When Blue Ivy did anything/existed:
When Beyoncé cried onstage with her family:
WHEN BEYONCÉ DOES ANYTHING:
BECAUSE BEYONCÉ LIVES, AND WE ARE ALL PLEBEIAN ANTS CRAWLING BENEATH HER SUPREMACY.
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