1. Pointless Apps
You press a button and then something happens.
3. Selfie Taker
For those “forever alone” selfies. This handy gadget will make sure nobody knows you took the photo yourself. FINALLY.
5. Oxygen Maker
We humans like excess, and frankly we want our own air.
6. Solar Powered Hat
You’ll look like a dork, but you’ll be “cool” in the body temperature sense. H8rs to the left.
8. Cat-Scratching Thing
You know, if you want your cat to be as indie as you are.
9. Billboard Belt
When you want to wear your emotions on your crotch.
10. Oversized Earbud Speakers
Are the speakers big or are you SHRINKING?!
11. Pet Rock Kept Alive By USB Power
It doesn’t do anything. It’s a rock.
Taco Bell is actually laser etching onto tacos.
Yup! Taco Bell is laser etching tweets onto taco shells to promote their Doritos Locos tacos finally coming to Canada. If you can laser print onto a taco, why the hell wouldn’t you?