1. Oh, hello last-bowl-of-cereal-with-all-of-that-sugary-goodness-from-the-bottom-of-the-box. Don't mind if I do.
2. What's this? $20 in an old pair of jeans? Cool.
3. Guess you should take a chance with shuffling your entire music library. Oh my god, you FORGOT ABOUT THIS SONG!!
4. What's on the ol' DVR? Oh, only four new episodes of this show you're obsessed with but have been too busy to watch.
5. Good news — your roommate called. He's going away for the weekend. The place is yours.
6. You'd have to be a fool to try and make this trick shot in front of all these peop— OH MY GOD YOU NAILED IT.
7. Empty seat next to you at the movie theater, and the previews just started. Time to stretch out.
8. Wake up! You're late!! Oh wait — no. You've got another two hours of sleep ahead of you. Excellent.
9. So you called shotgun first. Try not to rub it in your buddy's face. He can't help that he's not as quick as you.
10. What's up, fresh jar of peanut butter? Maybe you should TAKE A SATISFYING SCOOP?
11. Oh, plastic seal. Did you think that you were going to live on that keyboard forever? Adorable.
12. Time to treat yourself to a refreshing bubble tea. Oh, looks like you've got a full loyalty card! This one's on the house!
Time for a treat. Try Taco Bell's Loaded Grillers. Grab the Loaded Potato, Beefy Nacho, or the new Chipotle Chicken Ranch and Chili Cheese Fries. #TooGoodToShare
