1. There's a baked potato where your heart used to be:
2. You are super picky about what you eat. After all, your body is a temple:
3. This what your back-to-school shopping looked like:
4. This your version of Sophie's Choice:
5. Office food thieves know not to fuck with your lunch:
6. You have the tendency to get super hangry:
7. Carbs are an essential part of your morning routine:
8. This is your idea of romance:
9. And sexy times:
10. You only date people you have something in common* with:
11. This is grounds for breaking up with someone:
12. So is this:
13. You're Homer Simpson, trapped in a different body:
14. This is you at every dinner party:
15. You think food gifts are the only gifts worth receiving:
16. When you have to eat — you have to eat:
17. In the event of an emergency, your first stop would be the refrigerator:
18. You find nothing wrong with stealing candy from a baby:
19. You woke up like this. Hungry:
