Girl, you've GOT to stop doing this to us. First of all you had everyone waiting with baited breath for your arrival.
Then you decided to break the internet (again) by announcing your arrival on Instagram instead of on the red carpet, which put the Beyhive in an absolute frenzy.
Only your music could fittingly describe your look.
Even official media accounts were stanning.
And don't get us started on that ponytail. It was probably made up of all the other R&B diva's edges.
And then you had the audacity to still walk the red carpet because you knew everyone would wait for you.
At a certain point we forgot what we were even watching. #TheYoncéEffect
In our confusion, we got upset.
Some even resorted to hating.
Comparisons were made.
And as expected, the Beyhive promptly shut them down.
All the while you remained unbothered.
How do you always manage to cause such hysteria?! We have so many questions. We need answers!
Everyone was united by your slayage.
The Harry Potter fans had to resort to magic talk to make sense of it all.
You defied myths.
And left us with nothing.
But we wouldn't have it any other way.
The entire experience truly transcended any and everything else going on in the near future.
Thanks for the ride. We were not worthy.
Sincerely, The Internet
P.S. Please give us at least another 30 days before you do this again.