The Definitive Ranking Of Dudes Who Deserve Tina Belcher's Love

    Let me explain.

    Tina Belcher is a queen. A horse-, zombie-, and erotic friend fiction–loving queen, and all I want for her is the best. So, whenever I see Tina lusting after a dude, I want to make sure he’s worth it.

    After doing some intense research, I've ranked Tina's boyfriends, love interests, and guys who I thought, at one time or another, could be a good fit. Spoiler alert: it looks the perfect guy might just be Zeke.

    9. Nathan

    8. Jonas

    7. Henry Haber

    6. Jeff

    5. Jordan

    NO THANKS!

    4. Darryl

    3. Jimmy Pesto Jr.

    2. Josh

    1. Zeke

    At the end of the day, though, maybe Tina doesn't need anyone. Tina Belcher is a bad bitch and she's perfectly fine alone.