For the last few weeks Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein ads have been the talk of the town.
But there's no one more obsessed with his penis than Bieber himself.
Like that time he was in Paris and needed to make sure he hadn't left it at baggage claim.
When he had an itch, but also needed to double-check.
Or that time he rode a motorcycle and had to make sure his penis was OK.
At Coachella when he thought his outfit was overshadowing it.
That time he tried to distract the paps while he looked for it.
During a concert when fighting the urge to look for it was just too strong.
In Cannes, when he had to make sure it made it onto the yacht.
When he wanted to look cool, but also just wanted to touch it.
When he was hanging out with Jimmy Fallon and he was like, "See, Jimmy, still there!"
Relax, JB, it's not going anywhere.
