Your cat takes such good care of you that you don’t even need a real doctor anymore. Your cat’s first priority is your well-being but think of all the people they could help if they were a real M.D.!
My cat should be a drug dealer
Your cat is crazy ‘bout that ‘nip and a little crazy in general, so why not put that weird side to use and get ‘em selling on the side? Maybe seeing the adverse effects of catnip will teach ‘em something.
All this time you’ve thought your cat’s fascination with paper bags, boxes, and string was just a random and inexplicable obsession, but IT’S ART, STUPID. Submit your cat’s latest to your local galleries and they’ll be blown away!