1. The dog you saw looking at porn in class.
3. The dog who’s always trying to prove they’re smarter than you.
5. The dog who never shuts up about the philosophy course they’re taking.
6. The roomdog who’s always doing weird shit when you come home.
7. The dog who is always staring at you when you’re trying to work.
8. The dog who’s constantly complaining about their part-time job.
11. The dog who’s obsessed with working out to lose that freshman 15.
12. The dog who you run into at the most embarrassing possible location off campus.
15. The dog who never stops TALKING about how drunk they were last night.
18. The dog who’s always missing class because they’re “sick.”
19. The dog who can’t wait to be done with school so they can move to Brooklyn.
20. The dog who insists on wearing pajamas everywhere just to prove how hard they’re working.
22. The dog who expects everyone to be as socially conscious as they are.
23. The dog who gets you all arrested with his really bad fake dog ID.
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