Cats: "I'm just reorganizing my desktop."
Cats: "Why are we here? Existing, I mean."
Dogs: "BALL SO HARD" M$#$#%@*%*##RS WANNA FINE ME"
Cats: "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines."
Dogs: "How can you spend all that time inside?"
Cats: "How can you spend all that time thinking about balls?"
Cats: "I'm reading this fascinating AMA on Reddit right now, be out later."
Dogs: "This is a sick wave, bro."
Cats: "This is a sick background screen, broseph."
Dogs: "Please don't take my ball away!"
Cats: "I can't see without my glasses!"
Dogs: "I have glasses too."
Cats: "Those aren't even prescription."
Dogs: "I like books too!"
Cats: "You have GOT to be kidding me."
Dogs: "Why don't you relax and have a beer, man?"
Cats: "As long as we can play some fun games."
Dogs: "Sure. Bring your wallet."
Dogs: "Cats, you need to spend more time outdoors."
Cats: "I do spend time outdoors!"
Dogs: "I recently got super into motorcycles."
Cats: "That's interesting, I recently got into black-hole cosmology."
Dogs: "Let's have a fiesta!"
Cats: "I've got to work on my thesis."
Dogs: "BALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cats: "THIS IS ABSURD. STOP WITH THE BALLS ALREADY."
Dogs: "Wait, where did you put the ball?!"
Cats: "I'm never socializing again."
Cats: "I'm glad this discussion is over."