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    Dogs Are Jocks And Cats Are Nerds

    The same might be said of the people who love them.

    This is a dog.

    This is a cat.

    Dogs are like "SPORTS."

    Cats are like "BOOKS."

    Dogs: "JUMPING!!!"

    Cats: "I'm just reorganizing my desktop."

    Dogs: "Ooooh, a pool!"

    Cats: "Why are we here? Existing, I mean."

    Dogs: "BALL SO HARD" M$#$#%@*%*##RS WANNA FINE ME"

    Cats: "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines."

    Dogs: "How can you spend all that time inside?"

    Cats: "How can you spend all that time thinking about balls?"

    Dogs: "BUBBLES!!"

    Cats: "I'm reading this fascinating AMA on Reddit right now, be out later."

    Dogs: "This is a sick wave, bro."

    Cats: "This is a sick background screen, broseph."

    Dogs: "Please don't take my ball away!"

    Cats: "I can't see without my glasses!"

    Dogs: "I have glasses too."

    Cats: "Those aren't even prescription."

    Dogs: "I like books too!"

    Cats: "You have GOT to be kidding me."

    Dogs: "Why don't you relax and have a beer, man?"

    Cats: "As long as we can play some fun games."

    Dogs: "Sure. Bring your wallet."

    Cats: "For D&D?!"

    Dogs: "Cats, you need to spend more time outdoors."

    Cats: "I do spend time outdoors!"

    Dogs: "SNOWBALL!!!!!"

    Cats: "Really?"

    Dogs: "I recently got super into motorcycles."

    Cats: "That's interesting, I recently got into black-hole cosmology."

    Dogs: "Let's have a fiesta!"

    Cats: "I've got to work on my thesis."

    Dogs: "BALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Cats: "THIS IS ABSURD. STOP WITH THE BALLS ALREADY."

    Dogs: "Wait, where did you put the ball?!"

    Cats: "I'm never socializing again."

    Dogs: "Whatever bra."

    Cats: "I'm glad this discussion is over."