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Dogs Are Jocks And Cats Are Nerds

The same might be said of the people who love them.

3. Dogs are like “SPORTS.”

4. Cats are like “BOOKS.”

5. Dogs: “JUMPING!!!”

6. Cats: “I’m just reorganizing my desktop.”

7. Dogs: “Ooooh, a pool!”

8. Cats: “Why are we here? Existing, I mean.”

9. Dogs: “BALL SO HARD” M$#$#%@*%*##RS WANNA FINE ME”

10. Cats: “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.”

(-Ralph Waldo Emerson)

11. Dogs: “How can you spend all that time inside?”

12. Cats: “How can you spend all that time thinking about balls?”

13. Dogs: “BUBBLES!!”

14. Cats: “I’m reading this fascinating AMA on Reddit right now, be out later.”

15. Dogs: “This is a sick wave, bro.”

16. Cats: “This is a sick background screen, broseph.”

17. Dogs: “Please don’t take my ball away!”

18. Cats: “I can’t see without my glasses!”

19. Dogs: “I have glasses too.”

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20. Cats: “Those aren’t even prescription.”

21. Dogs: “I like books too!”

22. Cats: “You have GOT to be kidding me.”

23. Dogs: “Why don’t you relax and have a beer, man?”

24. Cats: “As long as we can play some fun games.”

25. Dogs: “Sure. Bring your wallet.”

26. Cats: “For D&D?!”

27. Dogs: “Cats, you need to spend more time outdoors.”

28. Cats: “I do spend time outdoors!”

29. Dogs: “SNOWBALL!!!!!”

31. Dogs: “I recently got super into motorcycles.”

32. Cats: “That’s interesting, I recently got into black-hole cosmology.”

33. Dogs: “Let’s have a fiesta!”

34. Cats: “I’ve got to work on my thesis.”

35. Dogs: “BALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

36. Cats: “THIS IS ABSURD. STOP WITH THE BALLS ALREADY.”

37. Dogs: “Wait, where did you put the ball?!”

38. Cats: “I’m never socializing again.”

39. Dogs: “Whatever bra.”

40. Cats: “I’m glad this discussion is over.”

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