This is Andrew McCutchen.
Cutch has the coolest hair in the sport.
This is where he grew up.
And this is the car he drives now.
He still cuts his dad's hair.
He makes his lady breakfast.
They are are a really cute couple.
They wore some pretty awesome makeup this past Halloween.
When they're bored, they play "Airplane"!
He loves kids.
He wears crazy pants.
He wears awesome socks.
He has excellent taste in snacks.
He can do a handstand.
He rides tiny, tiny scooters.
He hangs out with Channing Tatum.
He hangs out with Charlie Sheen*.
He hangs out with HARRISON FORD*.
The other night, he got bored...
And made some M&M drawings.
In conclusion...
Andrew McCutchen should be everyone's best friend.
