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Everyone needs a friend.
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This corgi would be a lot happier if he had a friend who wasn't a stuffed panda.
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Here's the breakdown, Mr. President: Two dogs are better than one.
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Three dogs are better than two.
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Four dogs are better than three.
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After all, you need four dogs to form a decent prayer circle.
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Five dogs are even better than four, though.
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After all, five dogs is the perfect number for your swim class.
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You need at least six dogs for decent cosplay.
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But seven dogs are probably the most dogs you should have, for appearance's sake.
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But if that seems overwhelming for the White House, at least consider one more.
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Otherwise, who will keep score for Bo when he takes a nachos break?
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A dog needs a partner to get through bath time alive.
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A dog alone can't use the "carpool only" lane.
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With only one dog, you can't ride with one on your back and one in your coat.
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And a dog alone can't properly canoodle.
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How can you say no to this, Barack?
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These dogs are begging you.
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Bo needs a friend to hug.
