1. Your human’s search history looks like this:
4. While they’re gone, you watch their favorite shows.
6. Really, anything that smells like your person is the best thing when they’re away.
7. When your person goes out of town, you have to keep in touch via Skype.
8. Though, to be honest, you’d rather they just never ever leave you alone like that again.
9. This is you when your person insists on looking at other cats on the internet.
Perhaps you can just let them know you’re always watching?
10. You also make sure to, uh, “check” on their computer when they’re not around.
11. Whenever your human gets inside that weird box and lets water get on them, you just stand and stare.
12. Not to mention totally unnecessary, since you’re already bathing them.
13. You like to be next to them whenever they do other things in the bathroom, as well.
You prefer to just look at them whenever they do anything, to be honest.
14. You’re not sure why they feel the need to wash your smell off anyway.
16. Sometimes you don’t sleep, you just watch your person sleep.
17. When it’s time for them to wake up, you kindly let them know…Every. Single. Morning.
20. You make sure your person knows you’ve got an eye out for them!
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