23 Signs You’re Too Obsessed With Your Person

Codependency no more, cats!

1. Your human’s search history looks like this:

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2. This is you when your person leaves for work.

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3. And this is you when they come home.

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4. While they’re gone, you watch their favorite shows.

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5. And sleep in places that smell like them.

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6. Really, anything that smells like your person is the best thing when they’re away.

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7. When your person goes out of town, you have to keep in touch via Skype.

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8. Though, to be honest, you’d rather they just never ever leave you alone like that again.

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9. This is you when your person insists on looking at other cats on the internet.

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Or this.

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Perhaps you can just let them know you’re always watching?

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10. You also make sure to, uh, “check” on their computer when they’re not around.

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11. Whenever your human gets inside that weird box and lets water get on them, you just stand and stare.

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That shit is weird.

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12. Not to mention totally unnecessary, since you’re already bathing them.

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13. You like to be next to them whenever they do other things in the bathroom, as well.

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You prefer to just look at them whenever they do anything, to be honest.

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14. You’re not sure why they feel the need to wash your smell off anyway.

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15. This is the best place to sleep.

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Or like this.

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Alternately, this works.

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16. Sometimes you don’t sleep, you just watch your person sleep.

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Nothing weird about that.

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17. When it’s time for them to wake up, you kindly let them know…Every. Single. Morning.

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18. You love to watch your person eat.

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19. You’ll do anything they ask.

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20. You make sure your person knows you’ve got an eye out for them!

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Even when they don’t realize you’re there.

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21. You love them so much that it hurts (them).

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22. Your person is your favorite person.

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23. Why can’t they just pay attention to you all the time?!

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