Celebrity·Posted on Jan 28, 201433 Ways That Mark Ruffalo's Character In "13 Going On 30" Ruined Men For YouMarry me, Matt Flamhaff. Marry me all night long.by Summer Anne BurtonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Even as a child, he was perfect. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. He invented the selfie! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. AND THEN HE GREW UP AND TURNED INTO THIS. 4. This perfect man with excellent taste in T-shirts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. He has excellent judgment and taste in general, actually. 6. Despite appearances, Matt Flamhaff would never really slam a door in your face. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Matt Flamhaff would give you a fluffy pillow and a glass of water no matter how much of a bitch you were in high school. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. He talks this close. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. And adjusts his pants to make sure he's looking his best when you guys have deep and emotional convos. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. He'd be your "Thriller" dance partner when you really need one. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And still remember the entire dance 17 years after learning it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And not even care how many people are watching. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Until that super-compelling moment when he remembers he's in love with you and freaks out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Oh and he can slow dance too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And does this super sexy-instructive thing with your head. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And will even dip you like the movies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. He'd always look out for your well-being. 14. He has this face. 15. He's been a good kisser for 17 years and will probably be one for 1,700 more. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Matty thinks you're cute even when you're being ridiculous (because you're a 13-year-old stuck in a 30-year-old's body, but aren't we all?!). Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. His arms. Period. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. His idea of a good present is BUILDING YOU A DREAM DOLLHOUSE FILLED WITH ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS AND RECORDS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF How in the world is anyone real supposed to be able to compete with that?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You could cut the sexual chemistry with Matt Flamhaff with a knife. A knife of hotness? Not sure how this analogy works. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. He's adorable even when he's super awk. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. He can't believe we're talking about HIM because he's so humble and down-to-earth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. He's better at expressing his (heartbreaking) feelings than any man you've ever met IRL. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. He'll take a walk to talk about your feelings literally anytime you ask. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Your dates would be way more fun than dinner and a movie. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. He'll eat Razzles with you no matter how old you get or how many health articles you read. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. He's always thinking of the one he loves and doing little things for her. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. Every time you say good-bye to him it's heartbreaking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. Because he's the sweetest guy you've NEVER known. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. And with him, everything would be happy ever after. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. Mostly because you'd get to kiss Ruffalo's face. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And take as many couple selfies as your heart desires. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 31. No real dude is this perfect. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 32. You know he's fictional because he's excited to live in a pastel pink dream house with you forever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 33. Real boys are all just Chris Grandys. [SOB] Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Arrivederci, Matty. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF If only you were a real boy.