1. It's not enough to earn likes — you have to get more than everybody else.
2. Snagging the first elevator — all to yourself, no less — is like getting first place in life...
3. ...and so is beating everyone down the stairs and escalators.
4. Opening a jar is a test of strength that you cannot afford to lose.
5. Casual morning stroll? NOT WITH ALL THESE SLOW WALKERS.
6. The bouquet toss isn't a "fun, little game" — it's a war with you against the world.
7. And grocery shopping is a race judged by speed and unrivaled frugality.
8. The final buzzer of a sporting event always marks a race to be the first one out of the stadium.
9. Getting home before your roommates or family members is also a must.
10. Potlucks turn into talent searches to see who's secretly the best cook.
11. And a treadmill session is never over until you've outrun the entire row.
12. The value of a report card depends on how it stacks up to the rest of the class.
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