1. For Those Who Like It Hot
If you’re a guy who loves being around of all sorts of women, you have to have a signature move that will show them you’re worth their attention and time. And you’re lucky, because all you need to do to win their affection is make them a Stoli Hot N’ Juicy. You will need:
- 1 1/2 parts Stoli® Hot™
- 3/4 part pineapple juice
- 1/2 part lime juice
- 1/2 part simple syrup
Shake with ice and strain into an ice-filled rocks glass. Garnish with a pineapple wedge, and make sure you’re flexing.
2. For Those Who Are Feeling Pretty Good About Themselves
The best way to celebrate yourself after you’ve done something awesome is by conjuring up a Bees Knees. To do so, get your hands on:
- 2 parts Stoli® Sticki™
- 3/4 part fresh lemon juice
- 3/4 part honey syrup
Pour into a shaker with ice. Pour vigorously and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a curl of lemon peel, and take a sip of something that’s also worth celebrating.
3. For Those Who Are Always Disappointed When There’s Just Ice Cream For Desert
It’s rare that ice cream by itself is a great dessert. And if you’re one of those people who thinks the most important part of a meal is how it ends, cold cream is never going to do it for you. So instead of being disappointed with restaurants when their dessert selection is limited, just go home and make yourself an After Dinner Mint cocktail. You will need:
- 1/2 oz white creme de menthe
- 3/4 oz peach liqueur
- 1/2 oz Stoli®
Add in some hot chocolate, sprinkle with cinnamon, and call it a night.
4. For Those Who Just Can’t Kick The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Habit
The best part of Saturday morning cartoons was that you got to nosh on Cinnamon Toast Crunch. But now since you became an adult, it’s been hard to find reasons to grab some CTC from the cereal aisle. But fear not! Now you’ve got to buy it because you’ve got cocktails to make! You will need:
- 1 oz of cinnamon schnapps
- 2 oz of Stoli® Vanil™ vodka
In a moderately-sized glass, pour in finely crushed ice, then the cinnamon schnapps, and then the Stoli Vanil vodka. And if you’re feeling snazzy, pour on some crunch flakes. If you like ‘em soggy, leave them in for a while before you scoop them out.
5. For Those Whose Happiness Knows No Bounds
Some people seem to be happy all the time, even when bad things happen to them. And instead of letting you despise these individuals for the rest of your life, we thought we’d share with you the secret to their continued happiness: and it’s the recipe for the Life Is Good cocktail. To begin, you will need:
- 1 oz of Stoli® Razberi™ vodka
- 5 oz of Sprite
- 1 splash of cranberry juice
- 1 splash of Red Bull
Pour the Stoli Razberi into a highball glass. Add a splash of cranberry juice and Red Bull. Give it a little stir and then take the first sip of positivity.
6. For Those Who Could Use More Vibration In Their Lives
If you’re one of those people who feels stuck in their daily routine, a great way to revitalize your existence is to make the Vibration cocktail your signature beverage. But before you can embark on your new lifestyle, you will need:
- 1 oz of Stoli® Razberi™ vodka
- 1 oz of Stoli Ohran™j vodka
- 3/4 oz of raspberry liqueur
- orange juice
- cranberry juice
Pour liquors into an ice-filled glass. Fill with equal parts of orange and cranberry juice. Shake, garnish with two cherries (if you like), and consume. The rumbling you feel beneath your feet is normal and actually, quite ideal.
7. For Those Who Wish “Alex Mack” Was Still On TV
“The Secret World Of Alex Mack” was one of the best shows on Nickelodeon in the 90s. And most of us miss it every single day. But someone came up with a great way for us to enjoy the memory of coming home from school, guzzling down some soda and plopping down to watch that wonderful show — and it’s by making the Liquid Nerd cocktail. But before you’re able to savor your youth once again, you will need:
- 1/3 oz of Stoli® Razberi™ vodka
- 2/3 oz of 7-Up soda
- 1 splash of Coca-Cola
Add the Stoli, 7-Up and Coca-cola to a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a glass. Garnish with a lemon wedge, and serve. If you have the urge to practice your cursive, you’ve made an excellent drink.
8. For Those Who Wish The Machine From “Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind” Was Real
Breakups are horrible for everyone, and that’s why “Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind” was such a hit. If you’re currently recovering from a breakup and are desperate to get on with your life, get the following ingredients together and mix yourself up an Eraser.
- 3 oz of Stoli® Vanil™ vodka
- 12 oz of chilled cranberry juice
- 1 splash of raspberry liqueur
Just stir and ingest for the closure your ex is too much of a coward to give you.
9. For Those Who Wish Carrot Top Got More Gigs
Carrot Top is as unique as they come, and it’s sad that he’s not regularly in the spotlight. But a great way to keep his legacy going if we can’t make it to his shows is by drinking the Carrot Top cocktail. To do so, get hold of:
- 1/2 oz of Stoli® Ohranj™ vodka
- 1/2 oz of peach schnapps
- 1/2 oz of triple sec
- 1/2 oz of sweet and sour mix
- 1/2 oz of orange juice
- 1 splash of grenadine syrup
Pour the Stoli, peach schnapps, triple sec, sour mix, orange juice and grenadine into a glass half-filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve to help keep prop comedy alive.
10. For Those Who Love Every Single Animal Video On YouTube
Quite frankly, animals are the stars of the Internet. The World Wide Web just wouldn’t exist without clips of tricycle-riding dogs or the vacuum cleaner-obsessed cats. And since people are never going to tire of this content, there’s finally a cocktail we can consume while perusing YouTube for this footage. To make the Wild Squirrel Sex potion, go get:
- 1 shot of Stoli® Limonnaya™ vodka
- 1 shot of Stoli® Strasberi™ vodka
- 1 shot of Stoli® Ohranj™ vodka
- 1 shot of Stoli® Razberi™ vodka
- 1 shot of almond liqueur
- Sweet and sour mix
- Cranberry juice
- Grenadine syrup
Fill a 16 oz. glass with ice. Add shots and almost-fill with equal parts of sour mix and cranberry juice. Top with a splash of grenadine, and serve to be happier than a cat who just got his head out of a Solo cup.