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Which Male Cartoon Duo Should You Have A Threesome With?

If you're looking for a rollicking good time, I'd start here. These guys are GODS... sorta. They're funny as hell and will love just staring at you like weirdos. Plus, they can do some amazing things with their hips and a ball.

Miguel and Tulio

Looking for guys who will respect you? Look no further. Wallace has the kindest heart and will do everything to make you feel safe and comfortable. Even though Gromit doesn't talk, he'll stare into your eyes and all your worries will melt away.

Wallace and Gromit

I'm not sure how this will actually work, but you gotta try, right? Something tells me Cat will be the boss in bed and you and Dog will just go along with whatever he says. Watch out for those unwanted hairballs, though. They'll sneak up on you and ruin sexy time.

CatDog

You're probably into some really kinky stuff to hook up with these guys. Whatever, though. No judgment. Plank will probably be used for spanking and I bet you Johnny will be all too happy to do it. You're definitely gonna have a night to remember with these two.

Johnny and Plank

These guys aren't going to "toy" around with you. They'll both fight for your affection and might even get into a little somethin-somethin for a second, forgetting all about you. But never fear, they'll be back at it with you in no time. Remember, Buzz's wings shoot out in both directions, so do with that information what you will.

Woody and Buzz Lightyear

\*Kuzco as human or llama. Treat this duo as a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story.\* Kuzco will probably pull a Patrick Bateman and just look at himself in the mirror, flexing. Pacha will at least be kind and pay attention to you. You might just wanna leave Kuzco to his own devices and hook up with Pacha instead.

Emperor Kuzco and Pacha

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Which Male Cartoon Duo Should You Have A Threesome With?

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