27 Important Questions '90s Cartoon Network Still Needs To Answer

    Exactly how did a mother have a chicken and a cow?

    1. How did Dee Dee manage to write this message without the woman feeling it?

    2. Why was Johnny's best friend a block of wood?

    3. Seriously, what was with all the butts in Dexter's Laboratory?

    4. Was this what Cow and Chicken's parents REALLY looked like?

    5. How did Johnny Bravo have that much hair as a baby?

    6. And did he and Velma hook up after this episode?

    7. Why was this computer so sassy?

    8. What color eyes did Valhallen have?

    9. What the hell kind of test was this?

    10. Did these jawbreakers hurt their mouths?

    11. Why didn't we ever get to see Ms. Sara Bellum's whole face?

    12. But we could see her cleavage constantly?

    13. Did Katz go to business school, or was he just a natural entrepreneur?

    14. Why did this foot sound like a 1930s gangster?

    15. Why was Dexter napping on The Powerpuff Girls?

    16. What did this even mean?

    17. Why did a kids' show have a bathroom note that read, "Don't touch yourself"?

    18. Also, REALLY?!

    19. Who in their right mind had the mayor as their sugar daddy?

    20. Why did the Red Guy prefer to butt walk instead of just walking regularly?

    21. What the hell was Eustace's problem?

    22. Did this man admit to homicide?

    23. Why did Him's voice echo all the time?

    24. Also, what's with the robotic lobster claws?

    25. Did this girl even realize she was on a date with a talking weasel?

    26. Was this a real island, and if not, can it be?

    27. And, was the Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy theory about all the kids being dead and in PURGATORY actually true?!