1. These glasses that have windshield wipers on them:
There’s literally nothing on the market today that is this rad.
2. Personalized vans:
For private recreational fun!
3. Lightly tinted sunglasses:
It’s like “I want to protect my eyes, but I also don’t want to deprive you of your ability to be obsessed with their beauty.”
4. Lava lamps:
Because it’s embarrassing when you realize you’re not actually staring at anything.
This game was the best because it was like “how obedient are you?”
Walking is such a problem. Why do we still do it?
7. Floors that light up:
It’s much more flattering than overhead lighting.
Headphones hurt, and our ears deserve to be free!
9. The Gremlin:
Ditch your scooter; it’s too hazardous.
10. Platform shoes:
For walking with purpose.
11. The electric cut:
Look at this effortless glam.
12. Hanging chairs:
13. Beds with lightboxes:
For when you can’t sleep and you’re trying to stop stalking people on Facebook!
14. Bridal hats:
The ’70s were a time of decadence.
WHY DID WE QUIT MELTING CHEESE?!