Please delete received a Spell Chek badge on Nov 17 for they're proofreading acumen. Not that we need a proofreader around hear, for the most part - but it never hurts to check over you're work before you put it on the Internet!
Please delete received a First badge on Mar 16 because they were the first person to post a thing even though maybe someone else posted that thing after them and got featured for no other reason than, like, sometimes a bunch of people post a thing and the first person to post the thing doesn't get the credit that they deserve. But now they are getting the credit! This is the credit!
Please delete received a cookie on Feb 01 for being very clever. And unlike in some places, when someone says something clever on BuzzFeed and we say, "Have a cookie," we actually mean it! Except we don't, because this is a virtual cookie and what the hell are you going to do with a virtual cookie?