70 Thoughts Every Football Fan Has At The Stadium

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1. I wonder how many people are here.

2. Oh, they just announced how many people are here. How lovely.

3. Is that girl wearing heels to a football game?

4. This clear plastic bag stadium rule is super lame.

5. How many nachos is too many nachos?

6. Cheerleaders are super hot.

7. I could be a cheerleader.

8. I'll have to hit the gym, learn gymnastics, and just be a much more healthy person in general, but I can totally do it.

9. Oh, no. I have to pee SO BAD right now.

10. Go away, pee. Go away, pee.

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11. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

12. Oh, it's just the Air Force flyover. That's gotta be expensive.

13. Dangit. I gotta hit the restroom.

14. Should I go now, or should I wait?

15. I feel like, as soon as I go, something awesome is going to happen.

16. Nah, that's ridiculous. The game doesn't revolve around me. I'll go.

17. What's that noise?

18. A touchdown?! As soon as I leave to go to the bathroom?!?!

19. These bathroom lines are SOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOONG.

20. This. Is. Awful.

21. I wonder if that face paint is itchy.

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22. I'm FINALLY in the bathroom.

23. What's that noise again? I missed another touchdown?!

24. I wonder how many people pee in here during a single game.

25. Like, how many gallons of pee go through here?

26. It's gotta be, like, 100 gallons.

27. Is that a mascot uniform, or just a really devoted fan?

28. Isn't that guy cold without a shirt on?

29. Oh, crap. I forgot what section I'm in.

30. Wait, I remember! It's D23. Yes!

31. Oh no. It's not D23.

32. What if I wander around looking for my section... FOREVER?!

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33. Phew, found my seat.

34. Woo-hoo! Just in time for the nacho guy!

35. I can't even see the players from here. They just look like gummy bears.

36. Ooh. #87 is hot.

37. Ooh. #45 is hot.

38. Our tight end is nice to look at.

39. Ooh. #14 is super hot.

40. Hmm... the coach is also hot.

41. If that ref throws another flag, I'm gonna shove it down his throat.

42. Oh, wait! That flag was against the other team. I love you, ref!

43. Ugh. This guy behind me needs to shut up.

44. Hey, hot dog. I'm gonna eat you now.

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45. Is that even a legal play?

46. I wonder how many TVs that quarterback owns.

47. These seats are REALLY far away.

48. I should've brought binoculars.

49. Our guys can't get past their defense, but their defense is on my fantasy team. I'm so conflicted right now.

50. Why is everyone dancing right now?

51. I don't know the words to this chant.

52. Ooh! I just googled the words to the chant!

53. Aw, man. The chant's over now.

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54. Uh-oh, they're showing people on the Jumbotron.

55. Please don't show me on the Jumbotron. I'm sweating like a pig.

56. I should think of something fun to do if they show me on the kiss cam.

57. Sometimes I wish the game were just the audience cam, and then occasionally they'd show flashes of the game.

58. Everyone's standing up. I'd better stand up, too.

59. Aaaaand they all sat down right when I stood up.

60. OH. MY. GOD. I'M ON THE KISS CAM.

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61. What do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do.

62. Will this lady next to me freak out if I kiss her?

63. I'm gonna do it. I'm just gonna kiss this complete stranger. I'm gonna do it right—

64. Oh, they cut away from me. I guess I took too long.

65. Should I kiss this stranger anyway?

66. All right! I finally got to see a touchdown!

67. I wish there were a call button for the hot dog guy.

68. I wonder what this nacho cheese is actually made of.

69. The tray the nachos come in is probably healthier than the nachos themselves.

70. FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL!

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