1.
"Your team should go into baking. They specialize in turnovers."
2.
"If your RB ran as fast as your mouth, your team might be winning."
3.
"I’m sorry, what? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my team’s championship rings."
4.
"Your team reminds me of global warming... because they lose whole seasons."
5.
"Your team's defense has more holes than Swiss cheese."
6.
"Clearly your defense has never been fishing. They know nothing about tackle."
7.
"Your team's draft choices were worse than a bar at a cheap wedding."
8.
"Does your QB live in a department store on 5th Avenue? Because he just got sacked!"
9.
"Your hairstyle matches how your team loses — blowout."
10.
"That pass was like your knowledge of trash talk... INCOMPLETE."
When the game's over, take the rivalry down a notch by sharing Smirnoff Ice Peach Bellinis with friends.
