Small-Town Police Blotters You Have To See To Believe

Small towns may seem peaceful but crimes can happen anywhere. Thankfully, Police blotters help us keep track of the sometimes ridiculous “crimes” people report in less-populated areas. For more small town crime, catch Small Town Security, Sundays at 11/10c on AMC.

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Small-Town Police Blotters You Have To See...
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1. The Ol’ Hardware Switcheroo

2. Pinch-Happy Wife

3. The Boy That Called Cat

4. Honey, I ate the fish

5. A gift from the heavens

Source: handymanhowto.com  /  via: yankton.net

6. Wrestlemania on Steinweld Road

Source: beenews.com  /  via: kayfabenews.com

7. Why did the chicken pot pie cross the road?

8. Attack of the ghost monkey

9. Mom, you’re embarrassing me!

10. Pizza vandalism

Source: flickr.com  /  via: gazettenet.com

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