Small-Town Police Blotters You Have To See To Believe

Small towns may seem peaceful but crimes can happen anywhere. Thankfully, Police blotters help us keep track of the sometimes ridiculous “crimes” people report in less-populated areas. For more small town crime, catch Small Town Security, Sundays at 11/10c on AMC.

1. The Ol’ Hardware Switcheroo

3. The Boy That Called Cat

5. A gift from the heavens

6. Wrestlemania on Steinweld Road

7. Why did the chicken pot pie cross the road?

8. Attack of the ghost monkey

9. Mom, you’re embarrassing me!

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