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Evelyn The Plain Donut Critic Attacks Cafeteria Food

Remember the 12-year-old's essay on plain donuts? Now she writes a column for Slacktory. In her first installment, she critiques school lunches. Read More ›

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Kim Jong Il Looking At Things In The Afterlife (NSFW)

You may recall that Kim Jong Il had a passion for looking at things. Just because he’s dead doesn’t mean Kim Jong Il doesn’t want to keep looking at stuff. Being the controlling dictator that he was, Kim Jong Il was very adamant that his final resting place be exactly to his liking. Read More ›

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Slackgeist 2011: The Year in Stupidity

Google's Year in Review video may have commemorated the serious moments of 2011, but it missed all the stuff we actually wasted our time on.
Slacktory about 5 months ago
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13 Fake Products in the GTA 5 Trailer

Sports Buzz The new Grand Theft Auto 5 trailer shows that the GTA world is still full of parody brands. We spotted over a dozen.
Slacktory about 6 months ago
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- 1. Bugstars: Putting the FU in fumigate.
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12 Ways Everyone Is Better Than You

Culture Buzz Ever feel like you’re constantly catching up to everyone else? Like everyone knows something you don’t, and has it together? Well you're right.
Slacktory about 7 months ago
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- 1. Their friends are cooler.
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iTunes Terms Translated For The Average Bro on slacktory.com ›

Tech Buzz A plain-English translation of the iTunes clickthrough agreement, including that part about running a nuclear power plant on iTunes (seriously).

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Ninety 4channers Reveal Their Political Leanings on slacktory.com ›

Politics Buzz Ninety users of 4chan's anonymous /b/ board took the Political Compass quiz. The results may surprise you.

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Two Guys Watch Entire Ten-hour YouTube Video

Andrew Gilliam and his friend Stephen recorded themselves watching a ten-hour loop of an annoying “Boom! Headshot!” clip. This is the sped-up version; if you want to record yourself watching their ten-hour video, go here. (via slacktory.com)
Slacktory about 8 months ago
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The Great Webcomic Frequency Chart on slacktory.com ›

Culture Buzz We graphed our favorite top webcomics to see who's been around the longest, who's made the most comics, and who's gonna be the biggest in five years.

Slacktory 8 months ago 2 responses
Thai Facebook Users Choose Weird English Nicknames on slacktory.com ›

Some do sound cool, like “Monkeymaster Newmedia” and “Abztract Artz”. Others, like “Armmy Arm Oldmusicvideo”, are a bit more confusing.

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12 Ways Everyone Is Better Than You

Ever feel like you’re constantly catching up to everyone else? Like… Well you're right.
Two Guys Watch Entire Ten-hour YouTube Video

Andrew Gilliam and his friend Stephen recorded themselves watching a ten-hour…
Ninety 4channers Reveal Their Political Leanings

Ninety users of 4chan's anonymous /b/ board took the Political Compass…
The Great Webcomic Frequency Chart

We graphed our favorite top webcomics to see who's been around the longest,…
iTunes Terms Translated For The Average Bro

A plain-English translation of the iTunes clickthrough agreement, including…
The Entire Facebook Terms of Service in Bro-Speak

The bro-speak version of the TOS is surprisingly more readable than the… “We give lots of f*cks about your privacy, so we wrote this. Read it, so you know what the f*ck we’re going to do with the sh*t you post, so you’re not all 'Facebook, I had no idea!' when your sh*t is in our press releases. That way you know the deal when you’re deciding what to post.”
13 Fake Products in the GTA 5 Trailer

The new Grand Theft Auto 5 trailer shows that the GTA world is still full of…
Kim Jong Il Looking At Things In The Afterlife (NSFW)

You may recall that Kim Jong Il had a passion for looking at things. Just…
Thai Facebook Users Choose Weird English Nicknames

Some do sound cool, like “Monkeymaster Newmedia” and “Abztract Artz”. Others,…
Retired Steve Jobs: The Advice Meme

Happy retirement to Steve Jobs! But what's he gonna do with his time now…