1. Adventure Time’s Marceline The Vampire Queen and Princess Bubblegum couldn’t be more different if they tried.
But the perfect juxtaposition of their personalities makes your stomach hurt with joy.
7. When Princess Bubblegum subtly shows how much she cares, it warms your cold dark soul.
8. Also, when she not-so-subtly shows how much she cares.
13. Even the Adventure Time storyboard writers know it to be true…