Women Read Real (And Ridiculous) Hook-Up App Messages Aloud

“What a wonderful beard! I’d love to cum on it.” Slightly NSFW-ish comedy ahead. posted on

1. Warning: These ladies from Chicago’s comedy group The Second City are about to make you blush.

2. The Second City Network took real messages from Grindr, SCRUFF, and Growler – and had women read them aloud.

3. As all declarations of love should be, many of the messages were both poetic and eloquent:

4. Connecting through common interests is also good start:

5. Flattery never fails, or so I’ve heard:

8. Some prefer to be straightforward…

9. … while others went for a little mystery.

 

10. A few were actually very polite:

11. Others, not so much.

 

12. And if all else fails, who doesn’t like dogs?

14. Everyone loves dogs.

15. Check out The Second City’s other sketches here.

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