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Warning: These ladies from Chicago's comedy group The Second City are about to make you blush.
The Second City Network took real messages from Grindr, SCRUFF, and Growler – and had women read them aloud.
As all declarations of love should be, many of the messages were both poetic and eloquent:
Connecting through common interests is also good start:
Flattery never fails, or so I've heard:
Some prefer to be straightforward...
... while others went for a little mystery.
A few were actually very polite:
Others, not so much.
And if all else fails, who doesn't like dogs?
Everyone loves dogs.
Check out The Second City's other sketches here.
