Wanda Sykes Twitter Account Will Brighten Your Day

She uses the term “tweeple” in an endearing way and loves her french wife more than life itself. posted on

1. Wanda’s tweets are golden, especially when they concern her lovely wife:

I got dressed. My wife gets dressed, and now I have to go change my shoes.

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Wife and I just saw a woman with huge breast wearing a gold sequined tank leaving the courthouse. We

Pt2 we both looked at each other looking at the woman and said, "Yeah, I would've let her walk too." #notguilty" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23notguilty">#notguilty

Oh help me Sweet Jesus. My wife is now into martinis. I give us two more years. Merde! Aidez-moi @BriceFournier!" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/BriceFournier">@BriceFournier!

Wife met another French person tonight. I think she has a tracking device.

I voted early by mail. Just went with the wife to vote. Very cool. Somebody's getting lucky tonight! #Forward2012" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Forward2012">#Forward2012

9. Or her entire family:

Went on a walk in our hood with the wife, two kids and the dog. A gardener said to us, "Hey, the future of the country." I hope so.

Long day with kids. Delightful evening, dinner with wife and @maileflanagan" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/maileflanagan">@maileflanagan and wife. Yes, two lesbian married couples doing normal shit.

I can't drink after my kids. They just turned my glass of water into an aquarium. All kinds of stuff swimming around in there. Eew.

Watching the results of the French presidential elections with my wife...pretending like I give a shit.

The family is on their way home. I have about six hours to do everything that I told my wife I did this week.

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Trying to make my dogs watch the Dog Show. They aren't feeling it. How are dogs going to get ahead if they won't support each other?

17. Peace and Love indeed Wanda.

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