1. It’s time to settle the age old battle of “boys vs. girls” over an extremely important matter.
2. The classiest and most versatile of fashion accessories: the bow tie.
5. We can pretty much rock a bow tie any day of the week.
13. Janelle Monae is surprised we are even having this discussion.
14. And Ellen has known for years that having one undone is better than none.
You know, that old saying.
19. If you don’t wear a bow tie, you might as well be wearing your mom’s chest hair, right Janice?
22. Until anyone proves otherwise, class dismissed.
Sarah Karlan is the associate LGBT editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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