1. When you're looking for your own Hermione Granger:
2. When you're a king fit to be a queen:
4. When you're playing the field... the entire field:
5. When you're off to church:
7. This one is appropriate for any and all sporting events:
8. When you're a real ace and want the world to know it:
9. Or you've got more than breakfast food on your mind:
10. When you need a last minute gift for your girlfriend, er, I mean roommate:
11. ~ Bloop ~
12. When you only want people in on the joke to get it:
13. You can keep it simple...
14. ... or be super blunt:
16. Don't be afraid to lay down the law:
17. You can't go wrong with a quick zoology lesson:
18. I mean, who doesn't love penguins?
19. Wear this when your enjoying some arts n' crafts and... stuff:
20. Maybe you're feeling like a rainbow-spewing godzilla just says it all:
21. It's nobody's business but your own...
22. ... but sometimes it's nice to wear your pride on your sleeve:
23. To sum it up nicely:
