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Shhhh, please no.
Dissolve into a fight until the questioning party moves away.
You caught me. I'm the man today.
Complete with a sly wink as you walk away. You can thank Wanda Sykes for this quip.
A quick interruption of, "Shhhhhh. No," usually works, and then back away slowly.
Speak slowly and clearly – you are about to teach them a very big lesson.
Don't you know we're all vegetarians?
Laugh maniacally in their faces before going about your business.