The World If Everyone Shared IRL Like They Share Online

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1. Instead of posting ultrasound photos on your wall...

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...you'd staple them to telephone poles in your neighborhood.

2. Instead of posting a humblebrag for your friends and followers...

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...you would just brag to anyone who happens to be around you. Like a weirdo.

3. Instead of telling your friends and followers they "survived" a purge...

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...you'd congratulate friends that you're still friends when you hang out.

4. Instead of sharing a cute video of your kids on your feed...

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...you'd bring them to the office and demand they perform in front of everyone.

"AGAIN! AGAIN! Just like we rehearsed."

5. Instead of responding to a message with an emoji...

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...you'd carry masks and props in order to communicate your emotions.

6. Instead of sharing your fitness milestones...

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...you would wear clothes from high school and then mention it to everyone.

"I haven't worn these since 1999! Pretty freaking crazy they still fit, right?! Did I mention that I lost 72 lb last year."

7. Instead of posting a political opinion you know is controversial...

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...you would make outlandish remarks in regular conversation.

8. Instead of sharing your quiz results on your wall...

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...you'd write your SAT score, your Myers-Briggs, and your STD test results on your forehead with a Sharpie.

"I got an 800 on critical reading. And mathematics. Combined."

9. Instead of posting a music vid with the caption "omg I hate this so much"...

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...you would blast the song at a party and yell over the music.

10. Instead of posting mysterious updates about some personal tragedy...

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...you would make cryptic announcements at city council meetings.

11. Instead of doing a daily count for a challenge...

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...you'd still count, but loudly and in public.

12. And finally, instead of filtering your photos into oblivion...

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"I can't wait to print these and hand them out to all of my friends."

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