What We Know About Miley's Rumored New Boyfriend, Patrick Schwarzenegger

    We obviously know who his parents are.

    Sheridan Watson
    by Sheridan Watson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Apparently, Patrick Schwarzenegger has now entered a relationship with someone named Miley Cyrus*.

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    *According to sources, she is a singer and actress and Disney phenom.

    The two were caught leaving the SAME apartment.

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    OMG IT'S OFFICIAL.

    Patrick has reportedly been pining for Miley for quite a while.

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    He told Details in 2011, "My eye, though," he adds, "is set on Miley."

    But who exactly IS Patrick Schwarzenegger?

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    Besides a really attractive human being.

    Well, if you can't tell by the name, this is his dad.

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    You know, Arnold.

    And this is his mom, Maria Shriver.

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    She's a Kennedy btw.

    He calls her "M dog."

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    Happy birthday to the best mother in the world. Love you M dog

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    Patrick currently attends the University of Southern California.

    Apparently, accounting is not his strong suit.

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    That accounting test went horrrrrrrible

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    Patrick owns the Blaze Pizza shop on Figueroa next to USC.

    In his spare time, Patrick enjoys acting.

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    This is him in Grown Ups 2. And yes, that is Taylor Lautner.

    Patrick is also a model.

    So. Yeah. Patrick has a nice body.

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    And a nice face.

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    In conclusion, good luck to these crazy kids*.

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    *Who both don't actually need any good luck because they seem to be doing OK.