Let's Take A Second To Look At Connie Britton's Magnificent Hair

    In honor of her birthday.

    Look Connie, I know you're humble but there's something that I really need to say.

    Your hair gives me life.

    It is literally everything anyone could ever want and more.

    Like, I finally know what that Shakespeare dude was all about.

    Your hair is the universe's way of saying, "Good job, humans."

    Your hair is our greatest national treasure.

    Such perfection can only be a result of divine intervention.*

    Even in a ponytail, your hair continues to mesmerize your loyal subjects.

    The question is, however, are we worthy of your perfection?

    I think not.

    Can we at least say, "Thank you"?

    Because thank you.

    Thank you so much.