Have you ever thought: "Wow, Kanye West — I have so much in common with him."
Probs not.
But just look at 'Ye at the Balenciaga show in Paris.
One thing is clear: Kanye is all of us.
1.Like when you wanna stay in but bae is all like, "But we NEVER go out."
2.And when you get to the Cheesecake Factory and they say it'll be a 45 minute wait so here's this buzzer and it'll go off while you walk around the mall for a bit.
3.When your friend asks if you want to go hiking with her and you agree before she says "We're going at 6 a.m."
4.When you realize you forgot to record Dance Moms.
5.When you see someone put ketchup on their spaghetti.
6.When you just got off a red eye and you were sitting behind triplet babies.
7.When you realize you'll never be a Real Housewife.
8.When your friend asks if you want to grab brunch and you literally just finished eating.
9.When you need an iPhone charger but your friend only has one for a 4. Like, who the fuck still has a 4 though?
10.When your roommate forgot to refill the Brita filter so you have to wait and watch it drip drop drip drop.
11.When you're like, "Babe, I thought you said we'd only be out for an hour."
12.When one pillow isn't fluffy enough but two pillows are way too fluffy.
13.When your phone is running out of memory and you have delete a bunch of music.
14.And when you've just missed the cut-off for Domino's delivery.
