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How To Work The VMAs Red Carpet Like Miley Cyrus

It's easy!

1. Wear an outfit that not only is a gorgeous showstopper, but also might actually draw blood if you try to hug someone.

2. Rock a power stance.

Legs spread, hands on hips. A pose like this is how you assert your presence in the boardroom. It's also the surest way to make combat inner-thigh chafing, which is important when you're wearing crotch crystals.

3. Some try to face the camera. That is wrong. You should also turn around.

4. If you want to squat and whip your fake locs back and forth, you should.

5. And of course, don't forget the tongue.

6. Strike that. Most important, don't forget the eye contact with the tongue.