Hey girl.
In case you don't know, you're like the best Kardashian.
You're brutally honest.
You also seem like the funnest person ever.*
And delightfully hilarious.
Khloé, happy birthday.
Never change.
You're absolutely perfect.
❤️ you.
Whoops. Khloé is 31 years old. An earlier version of this post misstated her age.