1. From platinum and honey to champagne and caramel, there are almost too many tones to choose from…
2. …which makes finding the perfect shade of blonde a lot harder than you’d think.
The struggle is real, you guys.
3. We’ve heard just about every single blonde joke in the book…
Spoiler alert: Like, 99.9% of them ain’t funny.
4. …and have to be extra careful when we go swimming in a pool, thanks to a little chemical called “chlorine.”
5. Natural blondes feel the need to always wear mascara, in order to disguise their light lashes.
6. And while we’re on the topic, no matter how we came to be blonde, we’ve all had a lot of feelings about how to deal with our eyebrows.
Do you dye them? Do you fill them in? We’re not supposed to pull a Miley, right? WHAT ARE THE RULES HERE?
7. One word: ROOTS.
8. Seriously! Sometimes it feels like we spend more time with our colorists than with our friends.
But we’d be lost without them, so it’s not actually the worst.
9. We’ve heard “Why don’t you try your natural color, it would be so pretty” on more than one occasion…
It’s just like, “How ‘bout no…?”