Are you from a bizarro universe?
You got: Macklemore
Macklemore is your nemesis. He means well, but is always doing dumb shit. You just want to take him aside and be like “dude, could you not?,” but you know that just won’t work. But you’ve got to find a way to get through to him, before it’s too late!
Carver should be way way WAY above Herc.