17 Amazing Things To Do With Money (If You’ve Got It)

We all dream about the private island we’d buy if we had a bajillion dollars. But there are more creative ways you could spend that cash! Check out some a few things we’d rather spend money on than real estate and for more tips on being luxurious, check out season of “Shahs Of Sunset,” Sundays at 10/9c on Bravo.

1. Hire A Personal Photographer So You Never Have To Take Another Selfie In The Mirror Again

2. Hire Someone To Stand In Lines For You

3. Buy Gold In Bulk

4. Upgrade Your Staircase To A Slide

5. Replace All Your Bras With Diamond Enrusted Fantasy Bras By Victoria’s Secret

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6. Put A Pool On Your Balcony (Or On Every Balcony, If You Own The Whole Building)

7. Hire A Chef And Have them Cook Everything EXACTLY The Way Your Mom Would

8. Wallpaper An Entire Room With Cash

9. Pay Anthony Bourdain To Take Control Of Your Social Life

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10. Buy An Entire Country And Turn It Into Your Closet

11. Buy A Scientist And Make Him Erase All The Painful Memories You Have Of Your Exes

12. Buy Everyone Who Uses A Blackberry An iPhone So You Never Have To Hear That Clicking Ever Again

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13. Put An ATM Machine In Your Kitchen (Like DeShawn Stevenson)

14. Put An Apartment On Somewhere On The Eiffel Tower

15. Make It So The Only Commercials On TV Are Ones Starring Those Coca Cola Polar Bears

16. Have An Owl Send And Deliver All Your Mail

17. Comission Adele To Release A New Song Every Day

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Inspired By “Shahs Of Sunset”

For even more tips on leading an elegant and polished life, catch the season 2 premiere of “Shahs Of Sunset” on Sunday, December 2nd, at 10/9c on Bravo.

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