1. When you accidentally hit "reply all."
2. When your fitness app straight up judged you into oblivion.
3. When Google Maps took you to the wrong place.
4. When Autocorrect was a pushy asshole.
5. When the thing you were using to avoid work told you to get back to work.
6. When your two-year-old somehow hacked your work email.
7. Every time this happened:
8. When you caught your TV in a lewd act and things got weird.
9. When your phone — THAT YOU TOTALLY CHARGED THAT MORNING, B-T-DUBS — crapped out on you when you needed it most.
10. That time your own calculator talked trash about your lack of boobs.
11. When you thought you hit "mute"...
...but apparently, you didn't hit "mute."
12. And that time autosave failed, and you deleted... EVERYTHING.
