12 Things You Would Do If You Could Live Forever

The wisdom and experience of age, the washboard abs of youth... What if a medical procedure could grant your wish to be young again? See Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley take Ryan Reynolds' body for a spin in Self/Less, in theaters July 10.

1. Take up extreme sports.

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This looks really dangerous, but wait, just remembered something: You're f&@*ing IMMORTAL.

2. Eat and drink what you want, when you want.

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The term "health food" is no longer in your vocabulary. There's always time to hit the gym later. Oh, and, b-t-dubs, you're NEVER GOING TO DIE!

3. Sleep till noon.

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The early bird catches the worm, sure. But there's no such thing as "early" or "late" over infinite time. Also, who wants worms? Gross.

4. Step One: Develop advanced knowledge of the stock market. Step Two: GET PAID, SON.

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Is it buy low, sell high? Or sell low...or...whatever, you'll figure it out.

5. Age all of your wine until it's priceless.

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Sure, it's boxed wine. In 500 years, though, it could be vin au le box.

6. Get Zen AF.

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Seven years in Tibet is for amateurs. Stacking stones in a peace garden is for noobs. You have a literal eternity to contemplate the mysteries of the universe. Plus, meditation is so in right now.

7. Make wingsuits part of your daily commute.

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Mortals are bound by things like "stairs" and "elevators" because they "bleed easily." But you're gonna live forever, so get that adrenaline high and do all the flying you want.

8. Put the pedal down. Take the turn fast. Feel the wind in your hair.

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NOTE: This advice is only valid for people who are immortal. If you are not immortal, do literally none of these things. (OK, maybe the third one.)

9. Repeat #8, but this time in a badass speedboat.

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You're not gonna drown. Immortal, remember?

10. Become a musical virtuoso.

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Mozart composed his first concerto at age five. Mozart was a showoff. You can take your time and do it right.

11. Travel everywhere on Earth you've always wanted to go.

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Then hit them all again when different food, wine, and clothes are in season. When you're immortal, you ball year-round.

12. Travel everywhere you want that's not on Earth too.

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When you're immortal, your chances of getting launched into space on a sweet spaceship basically become 100%.

Living forever sounds great, until you're actually faced with the prospect. See how one man deals with it in Self/Less, in theaters July 10.

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