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11 Holiday Dad Jokes You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life

What do you call an elf that sings?

1. Why does Santa hate going down the chimney?

2. Which reindeer loves cleaning?

3. Why do Christmas trees love the past?

4. Why did Mrs. Claus insist Santa take an umbrella?

5. What's the first thing an elf learns in school?

6. Who was the snowman's favorite aunt?

7. Which reindeer needs an attitude adjustment?

8. What do you call an elf that sings?

9. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

10. Why was Santa's little helper sad?

11. What does one snowman say to the other?

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