1. "Get this single-ply filth out of my household."
2. "And I'll be needing allllllll these products as well."
3. "It’s like raiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn on your wedding day!"
4. “I could’ve sworn I was potty trained.”
5. "No TP, no problem."
6. "Do me a favor and put on some Enya on your way out?"
7. "I'm a scruncher, not a folder, and I'm proud of it."
8. "You have no idea where this nose has been..."
9. "I mean, we both agreed we wouldn't honeymoon anywhere WITHOUT a heated pool."
10. "Whoa, and I thought belly scratches were good."
11. "POOL PARTY!"
12. "I swear it’s the last time… the last time."
These cuties deserve a clean bathroom. Use Scrubbing Bubbles and check out what’s going on behind closed bathroom doors.
