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Galileo's gravity experiments are NOTHING compared to yours.
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Newton's Laws of Motion? MASTERED.
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Stephen Hawking only talks about black holes. YOU LIVE IN ONE.
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Postmodernist philosophy? NO PROBLEM.
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Simple solutions to complex problems? You've GOT this.
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Your friends DEFINITELY fear you more than they love you.
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Bill Gates? He can't program like you program.
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Curie got a Nobel prize for her radioactivity research... WHAT ABOUT YOUR AMAZING RADIO ACTIVITY??
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WHATEVER, DARWIN. You know you don't even need to be fit to survive.
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Fearless experimentation with electricity, Ben Franklin style? YES PLEASE.
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Einstein's theory that energy cannot be created? YOU'VE PROVED IT.
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