1.
No, we won't be visiting Carlsbad Caverns...
2.
Your mother hates cooking seafood because...
3.
A cat's favorite thing about movie night...
4.
Whenever my iPod's plugged in, I call it the Titanic ...
5.
So you're growing out your facial hair...
6.
The other volunteers at the owl sanctuary loved me...
7.
What do elephants always pack for vacation?
8.
No ifs, ands, or buts, pizza simply is the best takeout food...
9.
When it comes to flu home remedies...
10.
I always loved helping out with my chipmunk's baths...
11.
Hey kids, when I'm playing basketball, you can all call me "Your Highness"...
12.
You have fair skin, so protect yourself when the sun's out...
13.
What do you call 3D goggles with removable data storage and the sturdiness of a truck?
14.
What happens after a long day of bowling ?
15.
Yes, I said that right. They called me "The Cow" in college
Are these jokes part of your routine? Watch out, amigo, you could be becoming your dad.
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