1. Practice yoga.
2. Enjoy being cradled.
3. Fix their 'brows.
4. Prefer not to see the toilet seat up.
5. Change their outfits countless times before going out.
6. Pose in their most flattering angles.
7. Look up recipes on Pinterest.
8. Use their phones as mirrors.
9. Change using secret, "no-show" strategies.
10. Get excited about sales.
11. Dream about falling in love.
12. Sing "Let It Go."
13. "Hot dog legs."
14. And, of course... elliptical.
Bad knees know no gender binary.