1. Your neck has a mustache.
2. It looks like there's a tiny bear behind your head trying to hug your face, but he can't fully get his arms around you.
3. Very specific parts of your face get cold.
4. You can play "connect the dots" on your neck.
5. Food shall not pass.
6. You frequently use the line "you should've seen the other guy."
7. You are more liberal with the shaving cream than you should be.
8. Like... really liberal.
9. It looks like you sneezed out a mustache.
10. There is a prince outside of your apartment waiting for you to let down your beard.
11. You're familiar with the line, "I've made a huge mistake."
