They look like Moomins.

For Willy Wonka it wasn’t so much the Oompa Loompas as that Hellish gondola ride—they chop a chicken’s head off in the background! That really freaked me out as a youngun.

THR TURNING LADY WAYT>?

Still the funniest movie I’ve ever seen. I’ll never forget the first time I saw it. “I can suck my own dick… and I do it… a lot.”

Katy Smith; fiercely common. :\ My parents didn’t want to rename me Lois cos by the time they’d thought of it I was too old. I WOULD’VE LEARNED. My good friend is straight up “Zoe.” She was yelling her name to this fellow in a crowded club and he looked at her and said “OH, B’ZOLE?”

I was walking out the corner store and this guy said “hey sexy, gimme a cigarette,” no, damn it, I just bought these and just ‘cos you called me “sexy” gives you no right to a smoke or anything else. I ignored him and kept walking. Then he spat on the ground and called me a “fat bitch.” Of course.

I just picture when the banjo strikes up, someone has a tiny box with a big red button labeled BANJO, then you press it, hold it and it loops. Like when you don’t let up on one of the right-side buttons on those press-‘n-play storybooks. Haven’t thought about those in forever.

Preach. Nothing is so comfortable that it’s worth leaving the house looking like that. Nothing.

Songs For My Nan? My Lovely Mayo Mammy?

I love indignant caps captions! You got me; good show.

it’s true, no one makes sewing patterns like BUTTFRICK.

I call it a boulevard. MN.

I call it the butt of the bread.

—and here I was last night chewing myself out for not picking my clothes off my bedroom floor. Golly.

I heard a lady on the patio talking about a nanny job for an unruly child. She said she “literally ripped his head off.” I called the cops.

Ugh, so many feels. It’s exhausting to looks at these. I always felt strangely guilty about the flip-cars. Poor Plucky, riding upside down crammed in the chassis…

Agree! He handled an awkward situation like a champ, like a smooth smooth.

SLENDERMAN, WHY?

“Kroger” always makes me think of an old woman crooking her finger. “Krrogerr.”