Sometimes you gotta pick off nail polish. DON’T JUDGE.
Have a very basic Christmas! Here’s a Starbucks gift card.
Bad hair day? Good hat day.
When your friend moves away…you make an elaborate video, right? RIGHT?!
People will compare you…to any other woman who wear glasses.
Sometimes you put nutella on a carrot. DON’T LOOK AT ME.
Is that a rat riding a cat riding a dog? Yes it is.
Anything involving liquid eyeliner. It’s IMPOSSIBLE.
Don’t mind me. Just wearing aviators 24/7.
Have you met my doctor? Web M.D.
“That would look great belted.” I KNOW YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO BUY A BELT.
They’re all around us! And they’re super freakin’ weird!
Winking is harder than it looks.
Talking to new people can be hard. But it doesn’t have to be.
Are you very lazy? But you still want to appear clever?
Fried pop rocks? KIND OF DISAPPOINTING TBH.
LIKE THAT FRIGGIN’ IPHONE ELLIPSIS. COME ON.
Literally everyone can hear you fighting.