The uncomfortable hug. Followed by feigned interest.
What would happen to our society if we just stopped driving? SHIT WOULD GET REAL.
Wait…this is tar flavored?
We asked women who’ve been both about their experiences.
Whip it REAL good. You crazy kids, you.
Spoiler Alert: Shit would get real.
Break up the endless monotony of life! We’ll show you how.
WHY SO SECRET? Come on bruh, be inclusive.
Vodka isn’t just for drinking. OK, it’s MOSTLY for drinking.
Right now, there’s someone out there. SOMEONE HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME.
Try saying ‘Almdudler’ three times fast. Oh no, you summoned a soda!
The Illuminati? Oh yeah, that’s them.
Take it slow. Stop and smell the hibiscus flowers.
WAIT. This is ROSE FLAVORED??
BRING YOUR SUITCASE GAME UP TO MY LEVEL.
Hugging is really friggin’ good for you. Come on, bring it in.
Be the master of your food!
Every day is a lumpin’ struggle.
Who knew this guy had so many secrets? Delicious, delicious secrets.