Is that a rat riding a cat riding a dog? Yes it is.
Anything involving liquid eyeliner. It’s IMPOSSIBLE.
Don’t mind me. Just wearing aviators 24/7.
Have you met my doctor? Web M.D.
“That would look great belted.” I KNOW YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO BUY A BELT.
They’re all around us! And they’re super freakin’ weird!
Winking is harder than it looks.
Talking to new people can be hard. But it doesn’t have to be.
Are you very lazy? But you still want to appear clever?
Fried pop rocks? KIND OF DISAPPOINTING TBH.
LIKE THAT FRIGGIN’ IPHONE ELLIPSIS. COME ON.
Literally everyone can hear you fighting.
18% of Americans believe whaaaaaaaaa?
You can do anything on your period!!! If by anything you mean laying on the floor in the fetal position.
The uncomfortable hug. Followed by feigned interest.
What would happen to our society if we just stopped driving? SHIT WOULD GET REAL.
Wait…this is tar flavored?