No, I SWEAR, this is going to be the best dream you’ve ever heard. I PROMISE.
Wait, so you’re canceling our plans? OH THANK GOD.
“Did you take the garbage out?”
And then you think of one later. BUT IT’S TOO DANG LATE.
Nothing wrong with a little snooping. OR IS THERE?
Wait, how long have I been in here?
You see an instagram of your friends hanging out. And it’s all downhill from there.
When you’re working on a next-level doodle… but the meeting ends.
What do they think of Attack on Titan and Kill La Kill?
It was all so perfect, and then…
I am NEVER drinking again. E V E R.
Walk into a glass door. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE.
Sometimes you gotta pick off nail polish. DON’T JUDGE.
Have a very basic Christmas! Here’s a Starbucks gift card.
Bad hair day? Good hat day.
When your friend moves away…you make an elaborate video, right? RIGHT?!
People will compare you…to any other woman who wear glasses.
Sometimes you put nutella on a carrot. DON’T LOOK AT ME.