When you make an amazing lunch… AND THEN COMPLETELY FORGET IT.
TAKING OFF YOUR BRA = HEAVEN ON EARTH.
No, I SWEAR, this is going to be the best dream you’ve ever heard. I PROMISE.
Wait, so you’re canceling our plans? OH THANK GOD.
“Did you take the garbage out?”
And then you think of one later. BUT IT’S TOO DANG LATE.
Nothing wrong with a little snooping. OR IS THERE?
Wait, how long have I been in here?
You see an instagram of your friends hanging out. And it’s all downhill from there.
When you’re working on a next-level doodle… but the meeting ends.
What do they think of Attack on Titan and Kill La Kill?
It was all so perfect, and then…
I am NEVER drinking again. E V E R.
Walk into a glass door. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE.
Sometimes you gotta pick off nail polish. DON’T JUDGE.
Have a very basic Christmas! Here’s a Starbucks gift card.
Bad hair day? Good hat day.
When your friend moves away…you make an elaborate video, right? RIGHT?!