Without hurting your hand!
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO REPLY??
Will they like Boys Over Flowers?
“Falling in Love Kills Creativity.” PRETTY SURE THAT’S NOT TRUE.
Have you ever apologized FOR APOLOGIZING?
Who the heck is Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.?!
Why can’t we just do it evenly?! LIKE GOSH DANGED ADULTS.
Will stressing about grades now help you later?
A million options and nothing to watch…
Online: Reblog pictures of fancy decor. IRL: Haven’t dusted in weeks.
Friendships are ruined. Bridges are burned.
When you make an amazing lunch… AND THEN COMPLETELY FORGET IT.
TAKING OFF YOUR BRA = HEAVEN ON EARTH.
No, I SWEAR, this is going to be the best dream you’ve ever heard. I PROMISE.
Wait, so you’re canceling our plans? OH THANK GOD.
“Did you take the garbage out?”
And then you think of one later. BUT IT’S TOO DANG LATE.
Nothing wrong with a little snooping. OR IS THERE?