1.
Chocolate goes on sale at exponentially increasing rates the day after Valentine's Day!!!
2.
Being single gives you a nice solid sense of irresponsibility.
3.
You can eat without having to share.
4.
Opportunities are endless.
5.
You can do whatever, whenever, and whomever, however you want.
6.
Things are just wayyyyyy more complicated when there's another person involved.
8.
In the words of Tom Haverford, "Treat yo' self."
9.
You can travel and explore every corner of the freaking universe without feeling bad about it.
10.
You have plenty of time to discover new talents.
11.
... and even more talents.
12.
The dating scene is SUPER AWESOME!
13.
You can sleep in without a care in the world.
15.
Lastly, you can make impulse buys just 'cause you want to...
